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🎶 Parallax Ascension Theme: ”NPDs, Gotta Expose 'Em All!”

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I wanna be the very best,

Like no one ever was.

To be abused was my real test,

To solo-carry is my cause!

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I have traveled across the land,

Been gaslit far and wide.

Each technique to understand—

Master the art they trynna hide!

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NPDs! Gotta expose 'em all!

It’s you and MEEE!

I know it’s MY destiny!

💔 Covert narc… ooooh, you're my girlfriend—